Butter Me Bytchy Home Bakery

3 days 'til I drag my sassy ass back to the Square for the LAST time this year 😈 Saturday 8–2. Pumpkin, apple, sweet potato, and all your usual bad decisions. Get your fat pants on, Goderich.

Goderich… THIS IS YOUR LAST CALL. 😏🥧

Saturday, October 3rd is my LAST Goderich Square market of the year, and I'm coming in hot with the fall flavours — pumpkin, apple, sweet potato, and all your favourite tarts. 🍂🎃

Been telling yourself "I'll grab some next time"?

**This is your damn next time.** 😂

📍 Goderich Square
⏰ 8 AM – 2 PM (or until I sell the hell out)

And before anyone panics — no, these ovens are NOT shutting down. After October 3rd you'll have to catch me at another market or festival, or slide into my DMs with a private order. The butter keeps flowing. The bad decisions continue. 🔥

So come stock up, say your goodbyes to the Square, and grab your favourites before they disappear. Once I sell out… this bitch is packing up. 😈💋

*Butter Me Bitchy Home Bakery — making bad decisions taste really fu***ng good.*

🚨 HYDE PARK, LONDON… WE’RE READY! 🚨

We’re all set up and ready to get this butter tart party started! 😈🥧

I’m here TODAY from 2–6 PM OR UNTIL I SELL OUT! 🔥

Come grab your favourite Butter Me Bitchy flavours, stock up for the weekend, and take home a little buttery trouble. 😂

📍 Hyde Park, London, ON
⏰ 2–6 PM — or until the tarts are GONE!

Come find me before your favourite flavour disappears! 😏

Butter Me Bitchy Home Bakery
Real butter. Real tarts. Zero regrets. 💋

🍁🍂 THE TARTS ARE COMING, LONDON! 🍂🍁

Butter Me Bitchy is rolling into Picnic on the Pond at Hyde Park today, Saturday September 26, and we’re bringing ALL the fall vibes… and a whole damn lot of butter tarts! 😈🥧

Fall flavours are BACK, baby! 🍎🍂 Perfectly buttery, gooey, naughty little bites of heaven—because apparently pumpkin spice isn’t the only thing allowed to have a personality this time of year. 😂

Come find me, grab yourself a pack (or two… I’m not judging 👀), enjoy the beautiful fall day and maybe leave with enough butter tarts to make your family question your priorities.

📍 Hyde Park, London, ON
📅 Saturday, September 26
🍁 FALL FLAVOURS ARE HERE!
🥧 Butter Me Bitchy

Come hungry. Leave bitchy. 😏

🍂🥧 TWO MARKETS. ONE WEEKEND. DOUBLE THE BUTTER TART TROUBLE. 😈

Butter Me Bitchy is hitting the road TWICE this weekend, and yes… I’m bringing the tarts! 🥧💋

🌳 SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 26
📍 Picnic on the Pond – Hyde Park, London

🍁 Fall flavours are BACK, baby! Come grab your autumn fix before they disappear.

🌴 SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 27
📍 Bayfield Volkfest – Bayfield Fairgrounds

🚐 300+ classic VWs, live country music, food trucks, vendors AND Butter Me Bitchy butter tarts. What more could your weekend possibly need?!

So whether you're in London Saturday or Bayfield Sunday, come find me, say hello and grab yourself a box of buttery, gooey goodness.

Because apparently I enjoy making butter tarts and questionable weekend decisions. 😂💋

Come hungry. Leave bitchy. 🥧😈

🍂🔥 OH, YOU THOUGHT BUTTER TART SEASON WAS OVER?! 🔥🍂

Bitch, PLEASE. 😂

Butter Me Bitchy is rolling into Picnic on the Pond at Hyde Park in London THIS SATURDAY, and we’re bringing the FALL FLAVOURS BACK — because summer can pack its s**t and move along. 🍁🧈

Think buttery, gooey, naughty little fall treats that are basically autumn in tart form. 😏

📍 Hyde Park, London, ON
📅 Saturday, September 26
🍂 Picnic on the Pond

Come find me, grab your tarts, and get your fall fix before they disappear!

Because nothing says “I’m ready for sweater weather” quite like showing up with a box of butter tarts. 😂

Fall is back. The tarts are back. And apparently, so is your bad decision-making. 💋

🧈 BUTTER ME BITCHY
Making butter tarts. Causing problems. One bite at a time.

🍁🥧 WHERE WILL BUTTER ME BITCHY BE?! 🥧🍁

Well, apparently I’ve decided to spend the rest of 2026 chasing butter tart lovers all over Ontario! 😂

After a summer that definitely didn’t go according to plan, I’m SO excited to get back out there, see some new faces, catch up with familiar ones, and of course… feed your butter tart addiction. 😈💕

Here’s where you can find me:

📍 Sept 19 – Royal Medieval Faire • Waterloo
📍 Sept 26 – Picnic on The Pond • London
📍 Sept 27 – Bayfield Volkfest • Bayfield
📍 Oct 3 – Goderich Farmers Market • Goderich
📍 Oct 4 – Tart & Soul Festival • Windsor
📍 Oct 10 – Kincardine Foodfest • Kincardine
📍 Oct 24–25 – Paris Butter Tart Festival • Paris
📍 Nov 7 – Burlington Butter Tart Festival • Burlington
📍 Nov 20–22 – Handmade Christmas Market • Kincardine
📍 Dec 6 – Christmas in the Glen • Halton Hills
📍 Dec 12 – Goderich Christmas on the Square • Goderich

And YES… I’m bringing LOTS of tarts! 🥧🥧🥧

If you’ve been waiting to get your hands on some Butter Me Bitchy goodness, now you know where to find me. 😉

Tag your butter-tart-loving friends, save the dates, and come say HI! ❤️

Real butter. Big flavour. Always a little bitchy. 💋

⚔️ BUTTER ME BITCHY IS GOING MEDIEVAL! ⚔️

This Saturday, September 19th, I’m heading back to the Royal Medieval Faire at Waterloo Park West! 🏰

And let me tell you… last year you guys cleaned me OUT in just 3 hours!

😳🔥 So this year, I’m bringing A LOT MORE BUTTER TARTS! Because apparently I enjoy making my life difficult. 😂

Come find me from 11 AM – 6 PM for some seriously delicious, medieval-worthy treats.

⚔️ Butter tarts + medieval mayhem = the perfect Saturday!

Cash admission only • Rain or shine!
Come early, because after what happened last year… I’m still not taking any chances! 😏

Well… Cabbagetown, you were AMAZING! ❤️

A HUGE thank you to everyone who stopped by the Butter Me Bitchy booth this weekend, whether you grabbed a pack (or several 😉), came back for more, told a friend about us, or simply stopped by to say hello.

After being away from the markets for so long, getting back out there and seeing so many faces — and meeting so many new ones — honestly meant more than you know.

Thank you for supporting my little business, for loving my tarts, and for keeping me doing what I love. 🥰

Cabbagetown, you definitely know how to make a bitch feel welcome! ❤️

Until next time… keep eating butter tarts! 😘