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Chippy Lard Napkins, the ultimate loser of the week. Got dirt on this nullard and can't wait to spill it soon. Stay tuned!

National's doing pretty darn well, though I wish they'd ditch the fireworks – our pets (and I) would thank them. The Opportunities Party is unraveling faster than a cheap sweater, with the media starting to see through the posturing. Losers, the lot of them. What's your take on the fireworks ban?

Giddiup - Melbourne Cup feast incoming! 🏇 Pāua, whitebait, plum toast, sardines... and that's just the entrees! Mains are out the gate, 3 desserts are a winner. Don't cheat yourself – only a few seats left so book your winning tickets 🎉

Hero of the week? Liam Lawson, obviously! That Singapore drive was pure 🔥. And don't even get me started on Jordie Barrett's tackles. Absolutely demolished the Aussies! 💥

All Blacks vs Aussies: The scrums will be tighter than a politician's grip on power! Who do you think will win this epic clash? Let us know below! 👇

Napkins, are we *sure* about that history lesson? Turns out, some facts might be a little… flexible. 🧐 Stick to HQ if you want the real deal, otherwise, you're just kidding yourself!

Green voter looking at Chloe

The All Blacks are back and ready to absolutely demolish the Aussies this Saturday! If you can't make it to Eden Park, join us at HQ for a legendary game. We're expecting a solid win, so grab your mates and get ready to cheer them on. You won't want to miss this one!

Alright possums, let's cut through the noise. Forget the oysters and the races for a sec. We've got crime, debt, and the ever-rising cost of living to tackle. National was outperforming Labor on these key issues just 3 years ago. So, when you head to the polls, ask yourself: who's *actually* going to fix the cost of living crisis and keep your taxes down? Don't get fooled by those who'll just hike 'em up. Vote for stability, vote for common sense, vote 2 ticks blue. Do it for yourself.

It's simple: tick blue for your party, tick blue for your candidate. No overthinking required. Let's get Candice Kinsey and National across the line. If you're not doing this, you're only cheating yourself.

A scathing critique of Chris Hipkins' leadership, highlighting failures during COVID-19, financial mismanagement, and questionable projects. Are we really considering him for Prime Minister again?

Don't trust the latest polls! The silent majority has a different opinion, and the young voters might not even show up. We need to talk about what's really going on before the election.