Big Rig Baker

Save the tag team division???

Schwanzy-Poo did that when he signed us for this year!

Speaking of which…after your Cinderella story hits midnight, let’s discuss our 2027 contract, big bills only!

Thanks fatties

🔥 MATCH ANNOUNCEMENT 🔥

This matchup is expected to blow the roof off of The Dome and could potentially be the biggest match in 2026 at NOW That's Wrestling

The Baker Boys have been doing whatever they wanted, whenever they’ve wanted, to whomever. Including dismantling our fearless leader Peter at the last Dome show and trying to do the same to XTC at Battle Beneath.

XTC "The X-citing Taylan Cade" has been on the search for a new tag partner after Peter has been taking time off from in ring competition. Peter came to his rescue last month and set this matchup!

Let’s face it, we really hope the reuniting of Stache Dance Wrestlution can save the Tag Team Division at Now That’s Wrestling.

Get your tickets today before they run out!

Under The Dome 4
Sponsored by Handsome Devil WI & KnownVandals

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NOW That's Wrestling How the Packers beat the Bears today is exactly how The Baker Boys are gonna beat Stache Dance in November

Translation…because the social media guy is fat:

-Cheaters cheated
-Traitor
-ARE WE SURPRISED?!?!?!
-Don’t care, get laid loser
-PFFFFFTTTTTTTTT
-Let a white boy get some motion, damn!
-Again…ARE WE SURPRISED?!?!?!?!?!

Stache Dance wants to reunite to take the titles?! You fat low life idiots! Let’s run it back! And we will embarrass you and make you cry just like your fat mothers intended you to do in life!

The rest of the post I don’t give a sh*t. You crossed the line! We didn’t do ANYTHING WRONG!

See you in November you overhyped fatty nerds!

I am NOT a fan of Vikings.

But I guess we’re hoping into the DeLorean and going back to the Viking age to take some of them hairy boahs DAHN!

Get rekt Viqueens. Horns. DAHN!

Tomorrow night!

We are back at Nerds On Welfare wrestling after recovering from a back injury.

My back was in pain from carrying the company for the whole year, and Kodiak hurt his because he slipped on some ice. Why he was ice skating while punching midgets I have no idea, but I digress.

Anyways, come watch us make NOW relevant again!

🔥 Last Man Standing
🗓️ Saturday 19 September 2026
⏰ Doors 5:30pm | Show 6:00pm
📍 The Dome
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👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 All Ages Show
🍔 Concessions are available!
🎟 First Row = $15.00
🎟 Second Row = $12.00
🎟 General = $10.00
🎟 Kids 12 and Under = FREE

👉🏻 NEW NOW Mid Valley Champion Michael Wayne will be IN ACTION!

👉🏻 NOW Tag Team Champions The Realm IN ACTION!

👉🏻 The Baker Boys RETURN!

And more ACTION PACKED ACTION!

ACW Wisconsin still waiting on my pay…

Anyways, big weekend of tossing dudes in a dance hall and a FREAKY TIKI BAR coming up!

(I still kinda like Myles even though he looks like he’ll steal candy from your keeds)

ACW Wisconsin getting pretty tired of doing your graphic design work because whoever the fatty that is doing it isn’t doing it right.

Anyway, can’t wait to beat the ClownZ and reclaim our number one contender spot for the Tag Titles.

Let me say it in Gen Z terms: Lol scuba boomer quit larding something something I-can’t-read-because-I’m-an-iPad-kid…that’s what they say anyway, right?