Fred Meyer Pharmacy

who else is eating dinner at 4:30PM today

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a haunted house but everyone you went to high school with is at the grocery store

we get it. that's why we keep the candy aisle stocked all year long. 🍬🛒

put us on to a candy pairing that sounds wrong but tastes SO right

anybody else use chocolate milk for their cereal or…..

build your biscuit in the comments 🤔

one minute you’re grocery shopping and the next you’re carrying home a gallon of apple c***r

if you do the grocery shopping, someone else makes dinner

what’s the best thing you’ve ever received trick or treating? and why is it always full sized candy bars?

it’s buffalo dip o’clock

us: we have food at home
also us: *at the grocery store*

sorry we can’t hang out we’re caramelizing onions

who shows up to the grocery store without a list???

best house on the block

went from riding in the cart to pushing it. unfair, honestly 🚙

pro tip: you could always use MORE garlic

what’s in your cart that says a lot about you?

tell us your best halloween candy hiding spots

national pasta day hot take: the pasta shape matters more than the sauce